SAFARI MEMPHIS

This is the kind of place that I would recommend to anyone visiting downtown. we sat down, ordered some drinks and took in the decor. I commented on the artwork all around us - its for sale. The owner came by and talked for a bit. She is cool as hell, and a beautiful woman to boot. Full of life! Anyhow, the food is great, and I'll definitely be back. To show how much I enjoyed the place, here's a lot of pics.

LONG AWAITED RETURN OF THE FLUSH- MIM

So, we find ourselves in May and I have been lax - nay, nonexistent in the ol blogging for a bit. It's not cause I don't want to, its because I was getting readjusted, yadda, blah, and bullshit.

I just get distracted. That's one of the reason why we are no longer Toilet of the Day, and It's Memphis Toilet Tourism. I don't do this often enough. Between FB, Twitter, work, and all that jazz, I find less time for such things. See other blog for proof.

The first is Memphis in May, cause after many beers, you can go pretty much anywhere. This was taken from the Memphis Flyer VIP tent. If you look closely I think you can see two teens sneaking smokes, and some guy with his shirt off - he's from Marion, obviously.

PIZZA INN - WEST MEMPHIS

HOLY MOO! I almost had my arm torn off going for a slice of dessert pizza. the look in her eye said, "Don't touch mah pizzuh!" I didn't. I went into this stall, curled into a ball, and cried. Good pizza, though. And cheap ranch. The power combo.

SECOND STREET SHOPPERS

Convenience, it's all about convenience. And Elvis.

SAUCES RESTAURANT

Went to Sauces for brunch. Quite good stuff. I really enjoyed everything, especially the "Green Room Mimosas". Brunch has gotten huge downtown. My question is: if it starts at noon, isn't it lunch? Here's the money shot. Tastefully decorated, just like the rest of the space.

EARNESTINE & HAZEL'S

Went back to E & H. Always a good time. Here are some more interesting pics than the last ones. I may have climbed into the tub.

WAL-MART WEST MEMPHIS

What can I say? Went to Wal-Mart in West Memphis. There are some horribly ugly people in there. Got in, got out, won't be back. Not an enjoyable shopping experience. They didn't even have Nutrish for the puppies.